17 Things That I Never Knew About Pregnancy
Pregnancy. We look forward to it so much, but when it hits is it really what you expected? Johanna O’Connor-Maguire, mum to baby Henry, shares her experience below.
1. I didn’t ‘show’ for the first five months. I stayed in this awkward phase of looking like I’d had too many doughnuts over the summer but not quite pregos, and that stage lasted for a whopping five or six months so most people only figured out I was expecting towards the end. This happens to a lot of people but I just assumed that you look pregnant pretty early on.
2. I had a romantic idea of pregnancy that involved kale smoothies and pre-natal yoga. The reality is more like salt and vinegar crisps and bed straight after work. I swapped my usual porridge and honey and chia seeds for cornflakes because they were the only things that would stay down at work. Pregnancy does really weird and unexplained things to you.
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3. Brushing my teeth became a dreaded experience. I love flossing and brushing my teeth and I’m one of the few people that loves going to the dentist for a check up but almost every time I brushed my teeth for TEN MONTHS I was nauseous, it was horrible.
4. I never thought I would miss lying on my back so much. So apparently there’s a large vein that carries deoxygenated blood from the middle of your body to the heart that prevents you from lying on your back as it can lead to problems with blood return or decreased cardiac output which can ultimately harm the baby. Try lying on your side ONLY for nearly a year, total torture. Ironically after lying on my back for three days in hospital after giving birth I couldn’t wait to get back on my side.
5. Trying to get out of bed in the final weeks is like watching a slug haul itself down a mountain. Those final weeks *sigh*. Only those who have been there will understand. You see first time moms saying they are thirty two weeks pregnant and “nearly there” and you’re thinking she has about two months of the real crap to get through (where just bending down is a royal pain) and that’s if the baby doesn’t decide to stay in for another two weeks.
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6. Round ligament pains are scary. In the first trimester any twinges you feel may lead to a freak out. Some of the “twinges” can be quite painful, apparently this is the ligaments in the uterus stretching out but you can find yourself constantly worried something is going wrong with the baby. You don’t really get a heads up on this one.
7. Germs are everywhere. I’m blessed with good health, I’ve only been on antibiotics once in my life and I’m rarely sick but during pregnancy my immune system was low. I work in a school of four and a half thousand pupils so germs everywhere basically. I avoided door handles, banisters, shared markers, and other peoples books because a cold would knock me back for a week where ordinarily I would have an iron clad immune system.
8. Random nausea. Simon and I went on a romantic stroll through the Eastern Mangroves in Abu Dhabi one December evening only for me to start projectile vomiting as I crossed the road. It came out of nowhere and there was no logical explanation. It went as suddenly as it came. Needless to say I looked like I was going to kill Simon when he exclaimed “That’s disgusting!” as if I had had some control over it. Pregnancy is weird.
9. Conflicting advice. There is so much conflicting advice. In the end you just do what your body is telling you and what feels right and ignore everyone.
10. Pregnancy gives people a licence to ask inappropriate things. People think it’s their business how you eat, how you will birth, where you will give birth, how much time off you will take –whatever they feel like asking you or telling you. No matter what your response is, it will more than likely be the wrong one. Just nod and smile and do whatever suits you.
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11. Your feet can grow during pregnancy. I’ve always been a UK size 5.5 but now I’m a definitive 6. Some women I know have gone up by two whole sizes! Imagine that. A new shoe collection doesn’t seem so bad. I guess.
12. Baby kicks can be really sore! I always thought it was super gentle little flutters but towards the end the baby really let me know he was in there. It was super weird in meetings when you are trying to concentrate or speak and you are literally getting kicked from the inside. Because no one else can see anything, it’s kind of weird if you start making random noises so you just have to act like you are not being internally beaten up. When he came out at 58 centimetres I wasn’t at all surprised, there were times when I thought his foot surely must be in my lung.
13. I didn’t shave my legs for six months. I’m not a particularly hairy person anyway but by some weird miracle I didn’t have any hair growth on my legs for the last two trimesters. Weird but a definite plus!
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14. Weird pregnancy related issues. I got my doctor to take a look at a little thing that had formed (for all intents and purposes it looked like a little red mole) on the back of my neck and she confirmed it was a pyogenic granuloma aka “a pregnancy tumor”, which is basically just an overgrowth of tissue that results from a trauma to the area, irritation or hormones. Apparently most pregos who get this find it in the gums so I was glad mine was at the back of the neck (even if my sisters referred to it as my little extra brain!).
15. I was shocked at how much my bladder let me down. Not exaggerating, but about three or four trips to the bathroom every night. A baby literally sitting on your bladder is horrendous. Laughing too hard was a walk on the wild side!
16. No matter how hard it is, there is always a pregnant lady who has it worse. You think you have it bad until you hear of some other pregnant lady someone knows who is suffering from piles or sciatica or there’s an issue with the baby and you thank your lucky stars you are getting through it all in one piece.
17. Every week is a milestone: checking for an ectopic pregnancy, hearing the baby’s heart beat for the first time, the 20 week scan, the baby finally becomes viable outside of the womb, you breathe a sigh of relief as you pass the premature stage, you finally reach your due date, the hopefully safe birth where you both make it out ok, the first check by the doctor to see if he’s all good. Then the penny drops that you are going to spend the rest of your life worrying about this baby. And that’s motherhood.