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10 Thoughts All Parents With Toddlers Have

The early days of parenting can be incredibly hard, but it’s all turned on its head once your little one starts to move!








 

1. Ok – time to put mommy’s dress down now

When he inevitably yanks it up while doing your weekly food shop – I guess we’ll be shopping online from now until forever.

2. Hands out of your pants please

That area is not for play… especially when you then proudly hand strangers crackers seconds later. Delightful

3. No – I don’t need to see what you’ve done in the potty

Flush and run, flush and run.

4. Oh great, you want to finger paint today

Yeah, yeah, yeah, your picture is beautiful, those splashes on my wall are so avant-garde– now where on this box does is it say these paints are “washable”?


5. Mom’s phone is where now?

Did I just hear the toilet flush…

6. Soooo… this brown goo on your face?

Poo or chocolate? Poo or chocolate? Oh God….. CHOCOLATE! I have never been prouder.

7. Four o’clock – yep that’s wine time

Who are we kidding… motherhood is hard, sometimes it’s ok to take the edge off!


8. Yes finally, the walking stage – he’ll be so independent

I’ll have time for other activities, like reading, and t.v and coffee and….. watching his every move.


9. Don’t you know I made you – come back and hug me!

The crushing moment when he realises that he can escape your cuddles, and revels in it… it’s fine I know you love me, I’ll hug you while you sleep.

10. It was all worth it


All the pain, before, after and during labour – this tiny human is pretty amazing.
Do any of these sound familiar to you? Leave a comment below.

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